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07

Apr

I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline.
4gifs:

Platypus playtime

4gifs:

Platypus playtime

06

Apr

(Source: eggsrakoenig)

assvvipe:

♡ roses are red ♡
♡ violets are blue ♡
♡ lmaooooooo ♡
♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

05

Apr

(Source: memewhore)

eastvicpark:

entire human race turns out to be some shitty performance art piece by the cosmic equivalent of an overly conceited art major

smellslikeateensblog:

☾

04

Apr

danejuan:

I woulda been stoked af

danejuan:

I woulda been stoked af

(Source: kirstielovesart)

03

Apr

We’re more likely to mirror the behaviors of those we are sexually interested in.
(via psych-facts)

(Source: psych2go)