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13

Oct

tastefullyoffensive:

[@kevinfarzad]
curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

curiousillusions:

stuckinamini-van:

sixpathsofbased:

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

sad-all-night:

yas bitch

sad-all-night:

yas bitch

12

Oct

multicolors:

Dating someone new is nerve wrecking. I haven’t been on a proper date in ages and the process of getting to know someone new on a romantic level all over again is out of my comfort zone. I hate spending time and emotional effort on someone that may not even come. I value close relationships with people very highly, romantic ones or not, so it is such a big loss for me when I end up empty handed. I just don’t let anyone get under my skin, I handpick very carefully.

dadnotdaddy:

*over a grocery store PA*
will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me

"Nudity is a costume too. I didn’t necessarily feel naked."

- Marine Vacth

(Source: weheartit.com)

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

hartbig-is-life:

oh my god how inappropriate. I need it.

(Source: nathanielmatthews)

11

Oct

Be with someone who ruins your lipstick - not your mascara